Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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