these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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