idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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