Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness Iβm a YouTube star
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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