Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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