This girl is more easily done than said...
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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