I must be too annoying 4 u.
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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