Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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