absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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