Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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