I've blown a few things in my day
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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