I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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