just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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