Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
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She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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