i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I'm really busy with my period
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