kristin has been a bad kristin
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
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if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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