This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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