That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
That accounts for only three of the penises
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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