She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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