Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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