that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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