And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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