but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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