People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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