Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
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