after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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