I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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