Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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