hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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