Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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