i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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