ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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