can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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