whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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