White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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