Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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