Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
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everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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