Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
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That's how twitter works, right?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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