She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
did i just pee glitter
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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