we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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