Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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