He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
where are my eyebrows?
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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