...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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