let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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