I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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