I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
