so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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