Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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