I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
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I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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