he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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