Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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