we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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