doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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