so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
So. Much. Porn.
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